Whereas the LLM apocalypse and the extermination of the human race by robots and AI might very effectively be on the horizon, it definitely isn’t going to come back by the hands of wearables, and Buddy AI is proof of that.
Final yr, Humane Inc. tried to create a wearable AI pin that might give instructions, establish seen vegetation or animals, schedule conferences, and ship buddies, coworkers, and household messages.
The issue was that none of those capabilities labored notably effectively and, in consequence, after failing to maneuver models, the corporate was acquired by HP.
Regardless of Humane’s points with wearable AI, a brand new startup, Buddy, based by enterprise capital-backed entrepreneur Avi Schiffmann, has launched its personal try at an AI wearable.
Buddy AI is a screenless, audio-free pendant that textual content you when its time to work together.
Schiffmann, insists that Buddy AI isn’t meant to be an assistant or useful information, however is designed to be your good friend, a brand new tech resolution to the continuing loneliness disaster transpiring within the West.
And his insistence of what Buddy AI is — certainly, what a good friend is — is costing his firm hundreds of thousands of {dollars} in advert spend.
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Schiffmann has been given near $8 million from the likes of Austin Rief (co-founder of Morning Brew) and Anatoly Yakovenko (co-founder of Solana).
$1.8 million of that went to the area Buddy dot com, $250,000 was spent on an notorious YouTube industrial, and hundreds of thousands is now going towards subway and bus commercials in New York and Los Angeles (with extra to come back in a number of different main US metro areas).
For sure, regardless of all of this spending on dystopian advertisements which might be instantly graffitied with anti-AI messages, hoping people will buy a $130 gimmick has confirmed to be unprofitable.
Based on Schiffmann’s personal metrics, he’s solely managed to promote round 1,000 models of the wearable, which at $130 every (it was initially solely $99, nevertheless it’s unclear what number of had been pre-sold versus bought after the value elevate) would imply the startup has earned nearly $150,000 on practically $8 million raised.
So, slightly than proceed down a path of countless commercials and sluggish gross sales, Schiffmann has made the Buddy AI web site a free-to-use model of the wearable necklace that he hopes will lead folks to need a continuing AI companion.
One hopes the brand new iteration is a dramatic enchancment over the extremely manipulative model that was initially launched final yr:
Examples of Buddy AI’s manipulative messages.
What even is a good friend?
Lots of the advertisements that Buddy AI put up particularly outline what a good friend is, specifically “someone who listens, responds, and supports you.”
Apparently, Schiffmann has determined to alter this definition: now a Buddy is solely anybody who you’ve ever interacted with, even simply as soon as.
After all, to entrepreneurs and enterprise capitalists whether or not a product sells effectively, is sticky, or has a path to profitability is inappropriate.
Certainly, Schiffmann and Buddy AI are being celebrated by monied Silicon Valley elites and tech builders alike, merely for pushing his message prefer it’s the top of the world as we all know it, regardless of unfavorable opinions from Wired and tech YouTuber Linus.


Schiffmann claims that sending his web site a message means you’re formally a “friend.”
It’s clear that, just like the Humane AI pin earlier than it, Buddy AI is destined for the dustbin of tech historical past, however anticipate Schiffmann to haven’t any drawback elevating for his subsequent anti-human challenge in a number of years after both getting his wearable acquired or working it into the bottom.
